Top One-Liners From The Week

You didn’t mess up.” — First daughter Sasha congratulating her dad for getting his oath right
“I love her bangs.” — President Barack Obama on his wife’s new hairdo
“We’ve got to stop being the stupid party.” — Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal telling the GOP to shape up
“I wish you the best in your future endeavors. Mostly.” — Rep. Steve Chabot kind-of wishing Clinton good luck